“I Have Terrible Epilepsy”
-Jupiter At Janet’s Pharmacy
Jupiter, despite the fact that he has no children, is a god in Russixan mythology who governs sperm and childbirth. Jupiter is still been married hundreds of times.
Early Life[]
Jupiter was born in Maskoplenza, a Russian village. His mother was Mothra, the God of Prunes, and his father was Collin, the God of All Powers; he was the last cat infected by the Satin Mask, which contained Humanoid Fungus, transforming him into an anthropomorphic version of himself. Jupiter left home at the age of 18, married Mrs. Jupiter, and soon moved in with his brother Reggie.
9999 BC-4678 BC[]
Jupiter worked as a taxi driver as an adult, and he also joined the cat gang and invited a couple whores to join him. Jupiter also created the JJO, the Jupiter Juggernaut Organization, and he is a CIA agent.
After Mothra Left[]
Jupiter enjoyed living without Mothra because the rules she imposed were no longer relevant, and he could tell special education jokes because he had free speech. Play outside Cuss Masturbate, drink lean, and fiddle hoes. His early years were difficult. His Father Rejected Mothra When Jupiter Was 4; Reggie Raised Him, and They Lived With Each Other.
Godhood[]
Genesis[]
Jupiter made a brief appearance in Genesis, moving in with Reggie during Melony's debut at Collins House.There's a chance Jupiter moved in to date Melony, but it’s not confirmed.
Philadelphia Madness[]
Jupiter was a slim thug in Philadelphia Madness, who fucked hoes, killed Van Buren gangsters, and forced Allie and Tord to adopt Mary Jane.
Appearance[]
Jupiter is a small black cat with yellow eyes and a fluffy tail.
In His Deity[]
He Is An Anthropomorphic Black Cat In His Godhood, And His Face Is Distinct From That Of His Brother. Jupiter Has Large Cheeks, Black Eyes, and Slightly Small Ears, and He Carries Tegrity Weed With Him Almost Every Day. Just like Reggie, his private life is hidden, meaning he wears no clothing.
Powers And Abilities[]
- Dimensiokinesis: Jupiter was able to create pocket universes that he could control completely. Jupiter demonstrated that during his battle with Wendy, where he trapped Her in his own mind, where She was forced to protect his family, for Him to kill after all, and almost broke her spirit. However, the pocket universe seemed to be made in Collins head instead of an actual physical dimension as when Jupiter returned to his body, he was kneeling as Wendy appeared behind him and was ready to strike him down.
- Enhanced Senses: Jupiter was able to sense how Dave retrieved The God Box while being dozens of miles away from the God Box.
- Immortality: As a god, Jupiter was innately immortal; Being Older Than He Should Be beyond his prime nor succumbing to mortal frailty such as disease or impotence of any sort. He could not be slain by earthly weapons; only divine forces and weapons such as the power of God, Blade of Melony or other immortals such as Methuselah Could Hurt him.
- Cum Embodiment: As the God Of Cum, Jupiter was the embodiment of Cum itself and was able to draw power from it. In combination with his other abilities, Jupiter was able to lay waste to huge armies with little to no effort. When he Overdosed On Cum-Mayo Jupiters body exploded like a nuclear bomb.
- Weapon Creation: During his final fight with Wendy, Jupiter has shown the ability to materialize various weapons such as a gigantic war hammer, an axe, and a sword, all of which were enveloped in flames.
- Master Combatant: As The God Of Cum, Jupiter was the most imposing and skilled warrior of Fighting, surpassed possibly only by his father and Aunt. He has mastered all weapons used in the war including sword, axe, war hammer and his back spider-like blades which coupled with his godly powers and physical prowess makes him even more formidable. Even after Wendy gains power from The God Box, Jupiter proved himself to be an extremely hard adversary, fighting with Wendy on equal terms most of their battle and at one point nearly killed her despite ultimately lost to him.
- Enhanced Marksmanship: As The God Of Cum, he possessed a greater level of marksmanship as he was able to perfectly hurl a large pillar from Russia to the far off God Box in the Multiverse to fatally impale Wendy.